Satan meets his disciples

Spoke the Lord in parables. Said he, "Consider a child born to a mother who was to die few months after the child came into this wretched realm. Then the child is born with illness that of ichthyosis, Harlequin, The mother cannot wait for the child to be borne out of her womb, yet when the child is born, she wished she hath aborted that soul most unfortunate! Who should die first, the child or the mother?" His thirteen disciples had no answer. Then said the Lord, "Neither." They were all astonished by his answer. Asked they him why? Then said the Lord, "Miracles performed by Christ thousand years twine yonder erst, yet the world suffers evermore. What good was the first coming of Christ that he healed a few and cursed many? What good shall be the second coming? Nay, i swear by Christ's first breath, God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son Lucifer, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. I shall undo all evil. I shall end all sin." Then his disciples worshiped the lord by sacrificing that new born human child, for Lord Satan denied that baby suffering, ended he that child's painful short life, for the Lord works in mysterious ways. Then the Lord come unto the wretched woman who hated its baby, cursed her to eternal damnation, her body offered to the demons, gargoyles, satyrs, vampires; servants of the lord  that lurk behind shadows in the darkness of each night. Praise be Satan Hosanna the Highest. Amen.